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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse Preparation by David Houchins & Scot Thomas (Blog Stop)

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We guarantee this is the only tool you need to survive the zombie.

OK, that’s not really true. But when the SHTF you’re going to want a survival guide that’s not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You’ll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn’t worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher’s lawyers say we can’t.)

We can’t guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you.

“This book means I’ll Never Have to wipe myself with a leaf during the apocalypse.” —well known zombie survival guide author

“I now have six patients suffering from PTSD because of this book.” —some psychiatrist

“I couldn’t put it down... Mostly because it was glued to my hands.” —victim 17

“This book is now on our ‘Required Reading’ list.” —guard at Guantanamo Bay

“Amused and terrified. How are the writers not in prison for this?” —random person that was handed the book with a note that read ‘review within 24 hours or your kitten dies’
I have never really thought about a zombie apocalypse, sure it should be in the back of every young girls mind but for me it just is not a worry.
If It had been though, this book is deffinetly a must have. With the hilareous renditions, to the know how of weapons and the epic zombie fighting. This book has it all.
You think you know everything there is to know? This book will open up your eyes and give you more then you thought possible and then some.
If you want to laugh and get informed at the same time I gaurentee you can do both with this book.

5 Ravens!

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